Legal Disclaimer & Privacy Policy
This page exists because lawyers exist. Please read it with the same sense of humor that this website was built with.
Satirical Nature
notaniptracker.com is a satirical project intended purely for humor, parody, and entertainment. Any suggestion that this website tracks IP addresses, users, or activity is part of the joke and not a statement of fact.
For legal reasons (and obvious reasons): this site is a joke.
No Data Collection
- No IP addresses are collected or stored
- No cookies are used
- No analytics or tracking scripts are present
- No personal data is processed, sold, shared, or stored
Static Website
“Nothing happens here.”
This website consists of static files only. There is no backend logging, database, or hidden tracking system.
Buttons & Links
“Scary by design.”
Buttons or interactions are either decorative, humorous, or simple redirects without collecting any information.
Third Parties
“Not our circus.”
External links may lead to other websites. Their behavior and privacy policies are outside our control.
Liability & Jurisdiction
This website is provided “as is” with no warranties. By using this site, you acknowledge the satirical nature of its content and agree not to interpret jokes as factual claims.
As no personal data is collected or processed, GDPR data-handling obligations do not apply.